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Don Quixote Volume One

Introduction

56 minute read, episode 1 of 53.

This first episode starts our serial “Don QuixoteLoading...” with a fascinating biography of Cervantes' life. And an adventurous life he led!

Interestingly, he wrote “Don QuixoteLoading...” as a humorous story on the side while he tried to make a name for himself as a novelist and playwright of more serious works.


Introducting the reader to the lead character of this story, Don QuixoteLoading...

10 minute read, episode 2 of 53.

Don QuixoteLoading... read one book too many about chivalry. One day, he decides to apply what he learned from the books. He delusionally believes that he is a knight who is on a knight-errant.

In this chapter, he starts off by clumsily creating armor.


Don QuixoteLoading... leaves home for the first time to go on an adventure

12 minute read, episode 3 of 53.

H
aving finished the preparations, he did not want to put off the execution of his plans any longer.

He was urged on by the thought of all the world was losing by his delay, and seeing the wrongs he intended to right, grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to remove, and duties to discharge.

So, without giving notice of his intention to anyone, and without anybody seeing him, one morning before dawn on one of the hottest days of July, he donned his suit of armor, mounted RocinanteLoading... with his patched-up helmet on, braced his shield, took his lance, left through the back door and leapt out onto the plain. And he was quite content and satisfied when he saw how easy it had been to make a beginning with his grand plan.



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Don QuixoteLoading... manages to find an innkeeper willing to declare him a knight

13 minute read, episode 4 of 53.

D
isturbed by the thought that he had not been dubbed a knight yet, he made haste with his scanty supper, and after finishing it, he called the landlord and shut himself into the stable with him.

There, Don QuixoteLoading... fell on his knees before him, and said, “From this spot, I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the blessing I seek, one that will result in your praise and the benefit of the human race.”

They began to shower stones on Don QuixoteLoading....

The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a speech of this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or say. He entreated him to rise, but it was all in vain until he had agreed to grant the blessing demanded of him.



Don QuixoteLoading... leaves the inn and performs his first acts as a knight

14 minute read, episode 5 of 53.

T
he day dawned when Don QuixoteLoading... left the inn, so happy, so gay, so over-joyed to find himself now dubbed a knight, that he infused his horse with the same satisfaction.

He called to mind the advice the innkeeper had given him as to the essentials he ought to also carry with him, money and clean shirts in particular, and so he decided to go home and provide himself with these. He also made the decision to arrange for a squire, because he reckoned he could secure a farm-laborer, a neighbor of his, a poor man with a family, who he thought was very well qualified for the office of squire to a knight.

He charged with leveled lance against the one who had spoken.

With this goal in mind, he turned onto the road toward his village, and RocinanteLoading... — reminded of his old quarters — stepped out so briskly that his heels seemed to hardly touch the ground.

He had not gone far when out of a bush on his right there seemed to come feeble cries as of someone in distress.



Don QuixoteLoading... is brought home bruised and wounded

10 minute read, episode 6 of 53.

F
inding that he could not move, he decided to resort to his usual remedy, which was to think of some passage in his books which might afford him some comfort.

His craze brought to mind the story about Baldwin and the Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on the mountainside, a story all children knew by heart and which was not forgotten by young men, and lauded and even believed by the older people.

The peasant went along cursing his fate.

This story seemed to him to exactly match the situation in which he found himself, and so, making a show of severe suffering, he began to roll on the ground, and with a feeble breath he repeated the very words which the wounded knight of the wood is said to have uttered:

“Where are you, lady dear
  That for my woe you do not moan?
You little know what ails me here,
  Or else are you to me disloyal grown!”

And so he went on with the ballad until he came to the following lines:

“Oh you, my uncle and my prince.
  Marquis of mantua, noble lord!”

As chance would have it, when he had gotten to this line, a peasant from his own village, who was a neighbor of his, and who came from a mill with a sack of wheat, happened to pass him by.

The fellow, seeing the man stretched on the ground, came up to him and asked him who he was and what was the matter with him that he complained so dolefully.



The PreacherLoading... and the BarberLoading... scrutinize the books in Don QuixoteLoading...'s library

14 minute read, episode 7 of 53.

T
he knight was still asleep when the PreacherLoading..., together with the BarberLoading..., asked the niece for the keys of the room where her uncle kept the books that caused all his problems.

She willingly gave them right away, and so in they all went, and the housekeeper joined them.

He decided that all the rest should be burned.

There, they found more than a hundred volumes of big books which were well bound and some other smaller ones.

The moment the housekeeper saw the books, she turned around and ran out of the room. She came back immediately with a saucer of holy water and a sprinkler, saying, “Here, sprinkle every crack and corner of this room, lest there lurk in here some of the many sorcerers these books are filled with, magicians who might take the opportunity to bewitch us in revenge for our plan to banish them from this world.”

Better set them on fire.

The simple-mindedness of the housekeeper made the PreacherLoading... laugh. He directed the BarberLoading... to give him the books one by one, so he could see what they were about because some of them might not deserve the penalty of fire.



Don QuixoteLoading... leaves home for the second time

11 minute read, episode 8 of 53.

A
t that moment, Don QuixoteLoading... began to shout out, “Here, here, valiant knights! Now is the time for you to use the might of your strong arms because the courtiers are rapidly gaining ground in tournaments!”

The PreacherLoading... and the neighbor were called away by this noise and outcry, so they stopped scrutinizing the remaining books. And so it is thought that “The Carolea,” “The Lion of Spain,” and “The Deeds of the Emperor,” written by Don Luis de Avila, all went into the fire unseen and unheard, a fate which perhaps they might have escaped, had the PreacherLoading... been there to defend them.

On these promises SanchoLoading... Panza left wife and children.

When they reached Don QuixoteLoading..., he was already out of bed and was still shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round with his sword, as wide awake as if he had never slept.

They ran up to him, and by force, they got him back into bed.



Don QuixoteLoading... believes windmills to be giants

16 minute read, episode 9 of 53.

A
s they were talking, they discovered thirty or forty windmills in the distance. As soon as Don QuixoteLoading... saw them, he said to his squire, “Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have wished, because look there, friend SanchoLoading... Panza, where thirty or more monstrous giants present themselves, all of whom I mean to engage in battle and slay, and with whose spoils we shall begin to make our fortunes. Because this is righteous warfare, and it is God's good service to sweep so evil a breed from off of the face of the earth.”
“What giants?” SanchoLoading... Panza said.

“What giants?” SanchoLoading... Panza said.

“Those you see there,” his master answered, “with the long, extended arms. Some of that detested race have arms of so immense a size that sometimes they reach six miles in length.”

“Pray, look better, sir,” SanchoLoading... said, “those things over there are not giants but windmills, and the arms you fancy are their sails which, being whirled about by the wind, make the mill go.”



The swordfight between Don QuixoteLoading... and the Biscayan concludes

11 minute read, episode 10 of 53.

I
n the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and the renowned Don QuixoteLoading... with drawn swords uplifted, ready to deliver two such furious slashing blows that if they had fallen directly and had met with no opposition, they would have at least split and cut each other from head to toe and laid each other open like a pomegranate.

And at this so critical point the delightful history came to a stop and stood cut short without any intimation from the author as to where we might find the remaining part of the story.

The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a blow.

This distressed me greatly because the pleasure derived from having read such a small portion turned to annoyance at the thought of the little chance that presented itself of finding the large part that, so it seemed to me, was missing of such an interesting tale.

It appeared to me to be a thing impossible and contrary to all precedent that so good a knight should have been without some sage to undertake the task of writing his marvelous achievements, something that was never lacking to any of those knights-errant who, they say, went after adventures.



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